Category Archives: White girl problems
HI. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE FASTEST, SHORTEST, RANTY-EST POST. So I’ve been news editor for The Daily Cougar, hold your applause, for a few months now. And it is absolutely killing my spirit (and spirits.. I get why journalists drink). Work is so constant! I basically never stop. No, seriously, ever. What do […]
… is not that different. Why society, why did you set me up for such a disappointing birthday. No I mean I had a WONDERFUL birthday. I love my friends; I had oodles of fun. But seriously, why was I under the impression that at 12:00 a.m. I’d be instantly draped with adulthood? Why did […]
Originally posted on What I Wore Today: Hobo Edition:
Look at this sexy hobo Hey everybody! So my name is Colleen Engel and this is no ordinary What I Wore Today blog. This is a blog from a lazy girl that doesn’t often put much work into her look, so needless to say you’re going…
About a month ago I got a letter–pretty exciting for me because I, a member of the 21st century, don’t get a lot of snail mail… minus store catalogues. But this lovely letter did not provide any joy at all. It was a summons. A jury duty summons. * Hi, I’m a 20-year-old college student! […]
Ever been in a Starbucks and been like “Wow, I’ll take that barista with extra whip.” Lord knows I have. And because I’m such a pro at getting guys (HA), here are some tips to get that coffee cutie.* Go in lookin’ SCHMEXY Don’t mess with this drive through nonsense. What are you a 30-year-old […]
If anyone could tell you how to do this properly it’s this girl. I shop online pretty intermittently. Basically, a timer goes off in my cloudy little head and I crack open my laptop, yank out my wallet, put some sort of reality TV on and go into a online shopping coma. I frequent many shopping sites […]
At the risk of being a walking, talking, menstruating cliche…. I’m gonna announce that I LOVE THE BACHELORETTE. I love the crying. I love the dresses. I love the binge drinking. I love it all. And here are the reasons why every Monday night (and I do mean every single one) you can find me with my […]
Do you ever find yourself in drug store looking for a quality shiny papered good time but don’t know which glossy goddess to choose? Well have no fear; I’m here to help! My qualifications: journalism major, ultimate bad ass, currently unemployed so what else have I got to do?, user of products (i.e. make-up, perfume), […]
Paid my podiatrist a lil visit today! He unwrapped the mummy that is my foot and poked and prodded (ouch by the way) my foot for a little bit and decided it is in tip-toe shape! He said the crutches are optional and I am able to walk on it if I wanted to. I don’t […]
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