State of Mind During State of Affairs

Katherine Heigl’s new show premiered last night. It was overall hard to believe and confusing. This is my stream of consciousness. It opens with exlusive footage from Call of Duty Advanced Warfare. “Good doesn’t have to come. I do.” — on her slutty-ness. OK, lady. Her name is Charleston? And her nickname is Charlie? Like, […]

I’ll take a tall cup of you, extra sugar, sugar.

Ever been in a Starbucks and been like “Wow, I’ll take that barista with extra whip.” Lord knows I have. And because I’m such a pro at getting guys (HA), here are some tips to get that coffee cutie.* Go in lookin’ SCHMEXY Don’t mess with this drive through nonsense. What are you a 30-year-old […]