I know 2012 Robyn who sings “Call Your Girlfriend” and “Dancing on My Own”–you know those songs where you can’t help but both belt the lyrics and flail your arms like those wacky waving inflatable arm tube men. What’s that? That’s just me? Liars. But for serious, I’m about to a-scare you with some facts. […]
Monthly Archives: July 2012
Didn’t you hear? Ryan Lochte is the new and improved Michael Phelps. Lochte recently beat the highly-decorated swimmer, Phelps, in the 400 IM. Not a swimmer? That means 400 meters of various types of swimming (freestyle, breast stroke and back stroke). Lochte won the gold while Phelps… didn’t. even. medal. Now, I personally LOVE ME […]
Here we go. The two weeks we have all been waiting for. This entire summer I’ve been anticipating watching fit-as-hell American athletes work their tails off in London while I sit on my ass and stuff my face with an assortment of junk foods. As I’m eating ice cream (my drug of choice) I think: […]
There is this awards show called the Clio Awards that honor the best commercials in the world. Mmk, so how have I never heard of this? This is amazing! I not only should have watched the crap out of this every year… but I should also be a judge. Clio is the Greek goddess and […]
If anyone could tell you how to do this properly it’s this girl. I shop online pretty intermittently. Basically, a timer goes off in my cloudy little head and I crack open my laptop, yank out my wallet, put some sort of reality TV on and go into a online shopping coma. I frequent many shopping sites […]
Oddly this isn’t about food. FOOLED YA! I’m a leetle late in talking about this (as I am in in most aspects of my life). And I might have been inspired (slash made more cynical about life in general) by this lovely piece of perfection. But anyways…. These Emmy Nominations are preeetty redic. Let’s explore…. My OMG […]
At the risk of being a walking, talking, menstruating cliche…. I’m gonna announce that I LOVE THE BACHELORETTE. I love the crying. I love the dresses. I love the binge drinking. I love it all. And here are the reasons why every Monday night (and I do mean every single one) you can find me with my […]
Do you ever find yourself in drug store looking for a quality shiny papered good time but don’t know which glossy goddess to choose? Well have no fear; I’m here to help! My qualifications: journalism major, ultimate bad ass, currently unemployed so what else have I got to do?, user of products (i.e. make-up, perfume), […]
When asked “What are your hobbies?’… what do you say? Most people say things like reading, hanging out with friends, working out, watching movies, and other things that HELLO, everybody does. I scrapbook. And that’s not something I really ever thought I’d do. But I do it. I do it A LOT. And I kinnddaa do […]