Last night, during Saturday Night Live’s 40th season premiere, Pete Davidson began his SNL career as a featured cast member, and everyone is all about it. During the episode, the gangly, big-lipped and charismatic 20-year-old had precisely one monologue on Weekend Update, three one-sentence lines as NFL players and one sketch playing video games, but […]
If you even come near my social media right now, you can tell I’m at the Texas Tribune Festival. I’ve only been to a couple higher ed panels thus far, but so far so good. Here are some observations: “Closing the Gaps” So, I got here late, but this was a topic on last year’s […]
So, what’s up with everyone singing about butts? Don’t get me wrong—it’s fine. I’m not being a prude or anything, but jeesh. The music industry definitely loves big butts as much as Sir Mix-A-Lot. I literally drove around for maybe 20 minutes and I heard all of these songs with booty allusions. 1. This one […]
Because Twitter. Have you heard of it? I’m recently obsessed with The Singles Project (Spelled: T#E….) and Bachelor Pad (See previous post here). Basically, both of these shows make for great treats of tweets. Here are some of my favorites. #BachelorInParadise (My favorites from last night’s episode—so I obvi RTed) Maybe next time, Clare! #BachelorInParadise […]
Tuck in for the most boring season of The Bachelor yet! To help you start planning your drinking game, here are some of my predictions of what to expect from possibly the most boring bachelor yet, Chris Soules. Gosh, I hope he’s at least a lil funny. 1. FFA endorsements. “Guys, be a farmer. It […]
‘Twas the fall of 2010. I was 18 and a fresh-faced freshman at the University of Houston—you may have heard of it. I had been in love with the campus since my brother started his college career there in 2008. But, my residency depended on how much scholarship money I could receive. Option A. receive the […]
Today, I made a professional website. And, pretty much that was it. Whelp, enjoy the fruits of my labor, because right now I feel like this: But it’s worth it! Look how beautiful!!! Check it out! Tell me what you think!
Maybe I was just under-wined, but I was totally underwhelmed by the season premiere of Bachelor in Paradise. Gonna need a LOT more wine to endure the rest of this season… So, ABC completely ditched the Big Brother-style competition show that was 1 part dating and 4 parts calling each other “bitches” behind their backs and […]
Warning: This blog will be 100 percent accurate, while simultaneously being a shameless pitch for you all to BE MY FRIENDS FOREVER. So, we all know that journalists are the best of people (wait, this is so sarcastic, just FYI). But journalists as a collective have a distinct personality. I think it’s because the industry demands […]
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